Klah’s Royal Master Artist Commences Teleporting Between the Hemispheres


After mincing around a bunch of castles and countries and canal boats in the Northern Hemisphere, acquiring a raging pair of sequinned leggings and many, many new allies with bittersweet partings, the Royal Master Artist has recently teleported back to the Southern Hemisphere and constructed a new studio, situated somewhere between New Zealand and Klah / a creek and a river, where the walls between universes are particularly thin. This means, although the darkroom for making new screens is still underway, printing is back on now! After digging a tunnel and donning a couple of high quality grasshopper costumes, The Klah Gazette has managed to secretly obtain this image of the new studio…


While in our surreptitious grasshopper costumes, listening to the many conversations the Royal Master Artist seems to have with her dog, we also obtained the information that there will be Kingdom of Klah portals at the Ngatimoti Festival this Sunday 22nd, and at the formally Culverden FĂȘte, now The Christmas Country FĂȘte in Waipara, Thursday 26th October. See you there citizens!



Klah Radio presents: Tales from Klah

Klah Radio, official radio station for the Kingdom of Klah brings you Tales from Klah, the stories behind some of the mysterious island nation’s inhabitants and places.

Intro (0.00)
The Accordion of Unexpected Fortunes (1.06)
Sponglerip Beach: A Cautionary Tale (3.00)
The Lantern Moths’ Commemoration (3.58)
The Unchartered Cavern of Aemarak (5.24)
Nicholas Spickelspak and the Storm in a Teacup (6.10)
The Floating Head Exchange(7.36)
The Cove of Dreams (8.56)
The Invisible Man of Vindlekind (9.48)
Raymond & The Dreamgirl (10.41)
The Mask (12.13)
The Fountain of Vanity & Slugs (13.48)
The Googly Man in the Tree (15.08)
Song of the Wolf Fox (16.06)
The Snakebird Gold Pikeletcycle Gang (16.40)
Frederick the Friendless (18.25)
Les Moon, Poet (Prolific) (19.30)
The Royal K (21.00)
The Sailor’s Pocket (22.30)
Mystic Charles’ Secret (23.46)
The Zazzy Selrahc Cult (22.55)
The Strongest Man in Klah (27.20)
News Update – Missing Prince Discovered A Century Later(29.08)
News Update – Mysterious Time Travelling Archway Raises Questions in Leatherham (31.29)
News Update – Levitating Rock Discovered on Small Yak Farm (33.30)
Klah House & Garden Advertisement – Snazzlerazz the Terrible (35.11)
The Eyes of Unknown Intent (37.18)
Brian Bird-Lion (39.30)
The Yeti’s Dilemma (40.46)
Sacred Feather (42.06)
The Merman’s Circus (43.40)
Horatio, Guardian of the Limes (44.51)
The Hypnotic Cobra (45.58)